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Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet
In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.
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Full Time Masti … Non stop fun
6 Inch ka hai.
.
Size normal he
.
.
Mazboot he
.
.
Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
.
.
2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
.
.
Lena he to bolo?Full Time Masti
Non stop Fun
Mera…
.
LG KG 195
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Itnay saray bachay aik sath
Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay
saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?
Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki
tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega…
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Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!
Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!
Girl:tum aisi-waisi
harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy:bilkul nahi!
Girl:to phir rehne do…
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Sardar on phone:
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
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Larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hay
Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei
sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?
Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k
larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai …:p
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aaj tumhein akeiley mein….
aaj tumhein akeiley mein…
le ja kar…
apney hontoon se eik…
k…
ki…
kis..
kiss…
kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka……….
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Yeh sokha ander jata hay, aur gila bahir ata hay….
Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,
aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai,
Phele Chota Hota Hai,
Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai,
Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,
To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,
Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo,
To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye,
Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai,
Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye,
Es Ko LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain.
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A girl phoned me
A girl phoned me
the other day and said …
“Come on over, there’s nobody home.”
I went over. Nobody was home
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Last nite i went 2 bed without u…cold,naked…
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..
cold,naked,thinking of u,
missing ur warmth,
ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u “lastnite”
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Come here, take off your pents and knickers
Come here, take off your pents and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u
get satisfied, loving yours…..toilet!
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Always start your day with a lot of S E X …
Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.
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In a bothroom, boy touches a girl everywhere
In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.
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pehlay hath mai lo, phir mun mai …
pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mai lo
phir thook lagao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uff..
kithna muskhil ha soi mai dagha dalna
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I want to suck you … lick you
I want to suck you … lick you … wanna move my tongue all over you … wanna
feel you in my mouth … yep, that’s how you … eat an ice cream!
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Us nay kaha aur dabao
us ne kaha or dabao,
main dabaya,
us ne kaha or dabao,
main ne or dabaya,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya,
us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya . . .
dekha ho gya na suit case band:)
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Aik bar karo na plz…
Aik bar karo na plz..
kisi ko pata nahi chalega..
plz karo naaa……..
muje acha lage ga…
aik bar hamari dosti ki khatri
kar do na plzz…
aik pyara sa SMS!!!
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Teri sula ke lu?
teri sula ke lu?
ya bitha ke lu?
ya tujhe karu khada
ya fir teri juka-jukake lu?
ab tu hi bata
ki mein teri…
photo kaise lu.
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Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani
hain
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.
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Nikal lena apna ATM
Insan jb pehli bar dalta hy to wo confuse hota hay
magar tum na ghabrana or dal dena
tum jese hi rakho ge wo khud andar chala jaye ga
phir thumein acha lagnay lagay ga
or
phir ajeeb ajeeb awazen ayen gi,
or phr jub tumhari money nikal jaye
to tum nikal lena apna ATM
