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GIRLZ OF 1995*
“AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM”
GIRLZ OF 2007*
AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM
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I love PAKISTAN
P= parveen
A= asma
K= kiran
I= iqra
S= seher
T= tuba
A= aalia
N= nida
PAKISTAN meri jan sab se pehle pakistan
i love PAKISTAN
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Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,
Dunya chor dain gai tumhai
chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad
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What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with
“TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”.
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twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,
us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar
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Woh raishmi balon wali,
Bhoori ankhon wali,
Komal hathon or naram pairon wali,
matakti hoi andhairay main,
tumharay paas ayegi
aur dheeray sai bolegi
.
.
.
“Maiyooonâ€â€¦
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Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein ladkiyan aur bhi hein.
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Kia howa jo us nay apnay hathon main racha li mahendi,
Ab hum bhi sehra bandhwain gay,
Hamain pata tha woh hamaray naseeb main
nahi hai,
Ab us ki choti behan ko phasain gay..
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My heart problem has
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left…
ICU
Or
U C Me.
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Har nazar mein ek kashish hoti hai,
Har dil mein ek chahat hoti hai,
Mumkin nahi har ek k liye tajmahal
banana,
Kyunki har dil mein 4-5 mumtaz hoti hai.
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Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se,
Pyar kro INSTA wali se,
Date maro UFONE wali se,
Ankh larao PAKTEL wali se,
Gift lo WARID wali se…
or
..
.
shadi kero BAGHAIR MOBILE wali se
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Be careful
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top!
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I always think about U.
I cant live without U.
I really need U.
I am totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I am crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
U = Ur friend (Uroosa)
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I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
Don’t be so confused, I love other alphabets too:p
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Hamari dosti ka kitna faida uthhatay ho,
1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho,
hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,
hamare msg forward kar k naye -naye dost banate ho.
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Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai….
“simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.
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A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r
busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.
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Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath,
Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath,
Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath,
Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.
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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.Itna qatil kaise sharma lete
ho.Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se
hi kaminay ho ?
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teray liye chand taray tor doon,
in hawaon ka rukh mor doon,
itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon.
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1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai, chai bahar hae, aja more sajna tera
intzar hy.
2004 Girl: dusra/teesra pyar hai. dil bekrar hai, aja morey sajna
varna chautha tayyar hai.
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Pather ki deewaar na tori
pyar bhara dil tor dia
ek rupee ki khatir
tumne SMS karna chor dia
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Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta hai k jan-e-man
is dil mai a jao.
Larki: sandil utaroo
kia?????Larka:jan-e-man ye dil hai koi masjid nahi sandil pahan kar hi ajao.
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Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me aap jaisa…
Nalayak koi nahi!
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Government of Pakistan has
introduced a new rule…
Good looking people should be
thrown out of country!!!
U r safe..
oh! No where should I Hide???
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A - U’r Attractive
B - U’r D Best
C - U’r Cute
D - U’r Dear 2 me
E - U’r Excellent
F - U’r Funny
G - U’r Gud Looking
H - He He He
I - I’m
J - Just
K - Kidding
