The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly’,
meaning ‘many’,
and the word ‘tics’, meaning ‘blood sucking parasites’.
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Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has
been concerned with
right or left
instead of
right or wrong.
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We have plenty of Confidence in this country,
but we are a little short of good men
to place our Confidence in. -Will
Rogers
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I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.
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Some men change their party
for the sake of their principles;
others change their principles
for the sake of their party.
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The flood of money
that gushes into politics
today is a pollution of democracy.
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Politics is the gentle art
of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.
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Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed
when doing their jobs right.
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A good leader is a person
who takes a little more than
his share of the blame
and
a little less than his share of the credit.
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Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with
a big appetite at one end
and no sense of responsibility at the other.
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The more you read and
observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party
is worse than the other.
The one that”s out always looks the best.
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Those who are too smart
to engage in politics
are punished by being governed
by those who are dumber.
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Mankind will never see an end of trouble until…
lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
or the holders of power…
become lovers of wisdom.
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Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane.
Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars
here I wil make a million People happy.
Musharaf said: If I drop my uniform i will
make my whole country happy.
Suddenly USAMA BIN LADIN said: If I drop this plane
I will make the whole world happy!
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On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan!
“The return of phoolan devi”,
Directed by Condi Rice,
Scripted in London &
Produced by GHQ.
Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto),
Character Actor:Musharraf
Supporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel.
Characterless Actors:Chaudhries & Lagharie,
Dancer: Sherry,
Music: MQM
&
Action sponsored by Al-Qayaida/
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Benazir aae gi,
Kapre dilae gi,
Bhookay ko khana khilae gi,
Bay ghar ko makan dilae gi,
.
.
.
Phir gharib ki ankh khule jae gi,
Kion k subah jo ho jaye gi
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Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be
surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.
-Dwight Morrow
