Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
“Now that we are married,
do you think you will be able
to live on my small income?”

“Of course, dear, no trouble,” she replied.
“But what will you live on?”

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Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua

Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.

Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa. www.MobilePickle.Com

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me www.MobilePickle.Com

I will never marry in my life

Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?

Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also. www.MobilePickle.Com

Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump

Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board Don”t use Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone
& says DON”T CALL ME NOW. www.MobilePickle.Com

Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?

Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks,
‘Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?’

‘Haan’ replies shopowner.
Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!’ www.MobilePickle.Com

Santa throw the butter out of the window?

Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly! www.MobilePickle.Com

What comes first the chicken or the egg ?

Santa found answer to the
most difficult question ever-
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega ! www.MobilePickle.Com

Santa was drawing money from ATM.

Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

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What should I write against mother tongue

Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long…..! www.MobilePickle.Com

Tumhari galat fahami hai

Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay?
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha. www.MobilePickle.Com

Kissing ur wife in ur home….

A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.” www.MobilePickle.Com

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do. www.MobilePickle.Com

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan… www.MobilePickle.Com

A Chini was in hospital.

A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha. www.MobilePickle.Com

LIPTON di chah hai?

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja…! www.MobilePickle.Com

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell