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God made man and then rested
God made man and then rested. God made
women and then no one rested
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MEN-opause MEN-strual
MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy
EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??
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This cat is cat a cat good cat
This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot
cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!
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I send dis fish as a
sign of friendship
><(((:>I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it
in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-)
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One day Raja and rani decided to send
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon
instead of mobile. The very next day
pigeon reached raja without any
message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed
call"
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can
you lend me 2000 Rs?
can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it.
please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to
ATM machine???????
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terrorists have
kidnapped our lecturers
terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs
or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15
litres.
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Dear user,your wife
can become
Dear user,your wife can become mother without
your struggle!Just SMS 'CHILD' or call customer care at 9890****** & be a
tension-free DAD!
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A couple wanted
katna(Circumcision)
A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of their
son,but they dont know proper word to print,so they printed the wording :THE
CUTTING CEREMONY OF FUCKING INSTRUMENTS:
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Husband seting near
to his
Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,Husband:please slow down
the speed of car.Wife:No ;please. No; please NopleaseNopls..Husband:the
Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case of axident; Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh...
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Why do couples hold
hands
Why do couples hold hands during their
wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a
formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness just
check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out
box, and whenever u want to
enjoyment just plug in your charger and enjoy.
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.FRM MALEFTY (KG)
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PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first
time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
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MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa
rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
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MAMU :Chand toh raat ko
nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
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Hay Baby ;) Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.
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Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains
her master .
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Love affairs:Something like cricket,
where one-day internationals
are more popular than a five-day test.
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Pappu, while filling
up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
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