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 There was a short note written on poster of adult movie.
"Under 18 are not allowed."
Santa saw this msg, what he did next time he came with 17 people along
with him.
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Banta:how did u got a new car? Santa:A girl drove me to a
beach,
took her cloth & and said:
take what do u want & i took car banta: good
yaar kapde ki karne si.
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merican: In our country , marriage even takes place with
email. Santa: In India, it is only with a female
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sardar1:Tell me a word consist of 100 letters
Banta: P-O-S-T-B-O-X
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Manmohan Singh to Bush - We are sending Indians to the moon next
year. Bush - Wow! How Many? Manmohan Singh - 100 25 - OBC 25 - SC 20 - ST
5 - Handicapped 5 - Sports Persons 5 - Terrorist Affected 5 - Kashmiri
Migrants 9 - Politicians and if possible 1 - Astronaut.
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Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl
said Im 1yr elder to you...........
Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.
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An astronomer was watching
the sky from his telescope
Santa Singh was observing him,
Suddenly a star falls,
seeing that Santa Singh shouted,
"Kya nishana lagaya hai!"
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ek bar santa singh pagal ho jata hai, wo bar-2 kehta rehta hai ke gulel
banunga chidi marunga.kuch saal pagal khane rehne ke baad woh theek ho
jata hai. doctor uss se poochta hai ke ab kya karoge ?
santa: pehle main paise ikathe karke shaadi karunga, phir mere ladka hoga,
ek saal baad main uska janamdin manaunga, janamdin par ussey bahut sare
gift milenge. gift mein ek nikker bhi hogi, main uss nikker se elastic
nikalunga,gulel banaunga aur chidi marunga.
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Gabbar: Arey o Sambha
Sambha: Ji Sardar
Gabbar: Kitne Admi the re?
Sambha: Do Sardar
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahi aati. Do kitne hotey hain?
Sambha: Sardar Do Ek ke baad ata hai.
Gabbar: Aur Do ke pehle?
Sambha: Do ke pehle Ek aata hai
Gabbar: To bich mein kaun aata hai?
Sambha: Bich mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar: To fir Dono ek saath kyon nahi atey?
Sambha: Do Ek ke baad hi aa sakta hai, kyonki Do ek se bada hai.
Gabbar: Do ek se bada hai? Kitna bada hai?
Sambha Do ek se Ek bada hai?
Gabbar: Agar Do ek se ek bada
hai to ek ek se kitna bada hai?
Sambha: Sardar, Maine tumhara namak khaya hai, mujhe goli mardo par mera
dimag to na khao.
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Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba,
meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai,
koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
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Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar
jaisa swad hai.
Jeeto, maatha peet te hue: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kya kha ke
dekha hua hai.
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Santa n Banta were watching a cricket match. When Dhoni hits a
boundary.
Banta: Kya Goal mara.
Santa: Raha Na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal is mein nahin cricket mein
hota
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Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna
kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...
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Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.;)
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Santa (reading from book of facts):
"Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?
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What's Ford?
Santa: Gaari.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaari.
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Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
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Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.
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Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after
seeing the kid he shouted, PUTTAR hua PUTTAR. She slapped him: Leave my
finger, u fool, It's a gal
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Santa: What's
difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the
trouser.
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Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai
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Titanic doob raha tha.
1 gore ne santa se pucha-dharti kitni dur hai.
Santa- 2kms.
Gore ne samnudr me jump laga k pucha-kis taraf.
Santa-NEECHE.........
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A Chini was
in hspital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died.
SANTA went china 2 know thea meaning, that was-KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR
Utha.
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A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN APNA PURSE GHAR PE BHUL AAYA MUJHE 1000 RS KI
ZARURAT HAI
BANTA-DOST HI DOST KE KAM ATTA HAI YE LE 10 RS RIKSHA KAR KE PURSE LE AA
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A MAN TO SANTA-UR FRND IS KISSING UR WIFEIN UR HOME
HE RUSHES TO HIS HOMEAND COME WITHIN HALF AN HOUR N SLAPPED TAT MAN N
SAID-HE IS NOT MY FRND
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One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will
you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.amit
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santa was looking at a painting of a naked women leaves covering
her body
he asked that wat he was doing he answered- waiting 4 autumn
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Santa was riding on a horse,
He jumped the red light & a cop whistles'
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says,
"Le Karle Number Note
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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I'm coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.
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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!
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Santa to banta. Yaar Tumhary Bewi shehar(city) ke hai ya pind(village) ki..
Banta. Pind ki.
Santa.ooh acha . main samja shayed Tumhary hai :-d
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